IT'S A LOOSE SEAL

May 29
canadumb:

beep beep motherfuckers 

canadumb:

beep beep motherfuckers 

May 27

Perez Hamilton: Guess Which Morons FAILED to Capture Charles Town?? →

perezhamilton:

french man

The French and Spanish, that’s who!

The losers recently teamed up to capture the capitol of the English Province of Carolina. To their dismay, the ship “Brilliant,” which carried a lot of the guns, ammo and even the land commander himself, got separated from the rest of the fleet when it…

May 24

monister:

The Host Official Teaser Trailer #1 - Stephenie Meyer Movie (2013) HD (by movieclipsTRAILERS)

May 24
May 24

unhistorical:

May 24, 1844: Samuel Morse opens a telegraph line connecting Washington D.C. and Baltimore. 

Samuel Morse developed the electric telegraph and his eponymous code in 1836; by 1843, the U.S. government had appropriated to him $30,000 for the construction of an experimental 61 km telegraph line that would run from Washington D.C. to Baltimore - this line was completed in early 1844. It officially opened on May 24, 1844, when Morse sent the words What hath God wrought(a biblical quote from the Book of Numbers) from the Capitol to Baltimore. By 1861, telegraph lines spanned the continent, connecting the East and West coasts and rendering most other forms of communication obsolete.

Morse’s 1844 telegraph transmitted messages at a speed of thirty characters per minute, a speed that is simulated above. As telegraphs became more advanced (and operators more skilled), much higher transmission speeds were made possible as well.

May 24
  • Lafayette: Hey I just met you
  • Lafayette: And this is crazy
  • Lafayette: But I think you're the greatest person who ever existed please make me a member of your staff and adopt me as the son you never had and you can be the father I never knew and we can hate the British together and spread freedom and liberty across two countries.
  • Lafayette: So call me maybe.
May 24
retrogasm:

Batman in olde Salem…

because superman is jealous of batman’s awesomeness

retrogasm:

Batman in olde Salem…

because superman is jealous of batman’s awesomeness

May 24
May 24
May 24

bonushumor:

how much does a hipster weigh?

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